(INAUDIBLE)

- REWIND. IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.
- WHY NOT?

SPARE ANY CHANGE, PLEASE, GUV?

OH, NEDS. YOU'VE GOTTA DO SUMMAT.

HA, HA, HA!

# BLACK MAGIC CHILD! #

WELL, JOIN THE CLUB.

I'M WAITING FOR SILENCE.

A WOMAN WANNA KNOW MOST -
"WHAT IS THE KITCHEN LIKE??"

I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU GET MUCH MONEY

AND IF YOU'RE VERY GOOD,
YOU CAN STROKE MY GREEN BACK.

YES?

- I CAN'T REALLY SAY.
- SO NOT AT ALL KIND.

SHE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GOING AWAY,
SO SHE CAN'T BE UP TO MUCH.

- JUST PUT ONE LEATHER BAG.
- LEATHER BAG.

IAN MCKELLEN? I THUNKED
HE WAS A WEATHER MAN.

JA. IN SO FACT, I WAS IN ENGLAND
SINCE 12 YEARS AGO! JESUS CHRIST!

- MY NAME IS MICKEY.
- OH, GOOD MORNING, MR MICKEY.

OH, FUCK!

ALL RIGHT. I'VE PUT THE TOP HAT
FROM MONOPOLY IN MOUSE TRAP,

- TEMPERATURE'S A LITTLE HIGH.
- HMM. TRY IT IN HIS MOUTH.

(APPLAUSE)

AND THEN I COULD PUT SOME SHERRY OUT
FOR THE BELL RINGERS.

WAIT. YOU'RE NOT WEARING A WIRE?