YOU COULD BE THE CAPITAL OF ROYSTON VASEY,
GOOD MORNING, JOB SEEKERS!
..WHY CAN'T WE JUST PLAY
SOMETHING SIMPLE?
OH, RIGHT, YEAH. SORRY.
YOU TAKE A GOOD PICTURE, FRANK.
EH, OUR JACK'S GOT ONE
OF THESE. IT'S AN INSTAMATIC.
HE WON'T GET MUCH FOR THESE BRAS.
THEY'RE ALL WET. HEE-HEE!
IT'S LONG SINCE MY CHAMPIONSHIP DAYS,
BUT I'VE NOT LOST MY TOUCH.
(CHEERING, WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE)
PLENTY TO OCCUPY ME DOWN HERE,
LIKE LITTLE GLADSTONE, FOR INSTANCE.
HELLO, HELLO! TUBBS, WHAT'S GOING ON?!
WE'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE HERE!
IS IT? YOU CAN'T TELL THESE DAYS.
- NO?
- YEAH.
HEY, SHHH, SHHH, SHHH, SHHH!
NO NEED TO CRY!
# THERE AREN'T ANY FLOORS FOR ME TO SWEEP
COME TO ME IN PRIVATE AND I WILL
TAKE YOU IN MY GERMAN MOUTH.
YOU SEE, ROADMEN.
(LIVELY ACCORDION MUSIC)
(GRUFF MALE VOICE)
SO YOU'VE GOT A BIG DO ON?
"EXCUSE ME. HAS ANYONE
GOT A BOTTLE OF ORANGE JUICE??"
THE MAHARAJAH VOWED VENGEANCE.
- YEAH, BOSS.
- BRING ME THE BOOK OF WIVES.
FINE. I'LL BE OFF.
WE'RE GONNA START BY WRITING UP ON THE BOARD...