AND, AS A BABY, SHE WAS MISS PISS '95.

GOOD.

BACKSTAGE: WILL THE COURT RISE FOR
HIS HONOUR JUDGE SOCIETY.

- YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE.
- YOU KNOW I'M HAVING THE OPERATION.

MUM SAID I WAS ARTISTIC. I THOUGHT
SHE MEANT I WAS GOOD AT DRAWING,

- HOW DO I LOOK?
- YOU LOOK FABULOUS.

A BIT BETTER. SHE'LL APPRECIATE THE FLOWERS.

- IS THAT DAVE?
- NO. YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG HOUSE.

OH, HE'S NEARLY THERE NOW!

THE ONLY THINGS YOU EVER REGRET

YOU ARE MY SON.

I WISH I'D STAYED IN THE TAS.
I WAS GOOD AT THAT.

IT WASN'T THAT GOOD.

WAS MACHST DU HIER IN ENGLAND?

OH, RIGHT!

THERE'S A SMASHING...

HERE, PAULINE.

- WAS MEINST DU?
- WAS PASSIERT HIER?

- THIS IS IT.
- TROIS COULEURS BLEU?

(SLEIGH BELLS RING)

- YES. IS SHE...
- SHE WON'T BE LONG, DAVE.

DON'T WORRY, SHE WON'T GO IN THE SINK AGAIN.

- I HAVEN'T GOT TIME.
- I DON'T HAVE CHANGE.

(ALL) JULIET BRAVO.