I'D WALK INTO URINAL AND HEADS WOULD TURN.

ARE YOU HERE FOR WORK OR PLEASURE?

MAYBE, BUT I'M NOT UNEMPLOYED.

AH, YES. IF YOU TAKE YOURSELF
TO THE TREATMENT ROOM.

WELL, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

I'VE SEEN SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON YOUR ESTATE

DYKES ON THE OTHER HAND ARE EVIL.

COULD BE FREED BY THE SIMPLE
APPLICATION OF ORDINARY VASELINE.

WHO'S GOT BANNER?

WE WERE JUST...

DON'T SOUND SO SURPRISED. GREASY FINGERS.

AUNTIE VAL WILL FETCH YOU A GLASS.
YOU CAN FILL IT NOW, IF YOU LIKE.

("KNIGHT RIDER" THEME)

- AND I'LL HAVE THE KETTLE ON.
- (BOTH) JUMP LEADS FOR TWO!

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M GLAD I PACKED IT IN.

SOMETIMES ON COWS
AND ONCE ON A GORILLA, BUT THIS...

GOODWILL TO ALL MEN AND ALL THAT.

- I NEED A WORD...
- YOU SEE,

PAULINE: OKEY, COKEY, PIG IN A POKEY!

- MORNING, DR. CHINNERY.
- MORNING, BARBARA.

WELL, I WOULD SUGGEST A CERTAIN
AMOUNT OF IT IS ARROGANCE.

OH, YES.

MRS EYRE, IF YOU DON'T PAY, WE'LL TAKE THE TV.

I'VE GOT TO GET OFF, I'M THE BEST MAN.