(MUSIC: "GRANGE HILL" THEME)

YOU'VE BEEN MAGNIFICENT, JUDITH.

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THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

MONICA HAS BEEN IN LABOUR FOR ALMOST 12 HOURS.

- FALLEN ON THE FLOOR.
- TALK PROPERLY!

I FOUND IT IN ME CLOTHES AFTER...YOU KNOW...

- WHAT'S POP ALWAYS SAYING?
- PRINCIPLES OVER POUNDS.

I'M THE ONE THAT HIT HIM.
WHAT AM I GOING TO GET? SACKED!

COME HERE. I'VE GOT JUST THE THING.

AH'M A NAZI!! I GUNNA KEEL YOU, ANNE FRAAANK!!

OK...

BLOODY 'ELL!

- ENGLISH!
- NO, WATCH... NEVER MIND.

- YOU'VE BEEN VERY HELPFUL.
- NOT AT ALL. SEE YOU AGAIN.

DISGUSTING!

RIDICULOUS.

THERE'S NO TV HERE.
YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG HOUSE!

AND A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO.

FIREMAN!

OH, GAWD!

- OUR ANNUAL CONFERENCE, BARBARA.
- ANNUAL PISS-UP.

AUTOM...SPROW.

I SEE YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE.

REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU.