(LAUGHTER)

I BELIEVE YOU WENT TO SEE OUR JULIE TODAY.

MY MUM SAID I WOULD WIN.

YOU COWARDS! YOU WHOREMONGERS!

SO, HOW ARE YOU, EH? THE BOOTH IS DOING GOOD?

OH, YEAH.

THAT WOULD BE A VIDEO WORTH WATCHING.

HOKEY, COKEY, PIG IN A POKEY!
GOOD MORNING, JOB SEEKERS.

- SOMETIMES EDDIE'S IN BATHING TRUNKS.
- THIS WAY, THAT WAY.

ALL RIGHT, BUT I'LL NEED THE BATTERIES AS WELL.

(ALL GASP)

YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME
WHEN THE NAME OF CHINNERY

SORRY'S NO GOOD, YOU BIG APE. I WANT THE MONEY.

DAVID.

PLEASE, PLAY WITH US.

WAIT. YOU'RE NOT WEARING A WIRE?

I DON'T GIVE MONEY TO THE HOMELESS.
THEY SPEND IT ON DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.

- I FOUGHT FOR THIS CONTRACT, DAD.
- NOT MY SON!

BUT WHAT ABOUT IF YOU'RE GAY?

AND I WANT IT BACK.

AND A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO.

SAUCE, EH? SAUCE.

- NO, I HAVEN'T.
- THAT MAKES IT... SHADOWLANDS?

WE DO A DEAL.
SO NOW IS ONLY