(RADIO) THE GREAT SOUND
OF LENA MARTELL.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS HERE.

VAL, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE JUST...

RIGHT. 'ERE, HOLD ME BAG.

SO SIT DOWN, SHUT UP AND START LEARNING!

LIKE I SAY, CHARLIE, A GIRL NEEDS AN 'OBBY.

YOU CAN'T MARCH IN HERE TELLING THEM
THEY'RE USELESS! THAT IS MY JOB!

IT'S A GREAT BUSINESS, ISN'T IT?

LOOK, I'M NOT INTERESTED.

NOT OUR HIGH STREET, THEN.

- WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
- INTERVIEW.

WHAT'S THIS?

"REFUSES TO HAVE BREAST PINCHED."

IT'S UP TO US TO FACE THE FUTURE.

WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT. WHAT A HORRIBLE DREAM.

SIT DOWN, ROSS. DO YOU THINK
I'M GOING TO FALL FOR THAT ONE?

YOU BETTER TALK, YOU BASTARD,
OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!

HELLO, MADAM. DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET YOU.

(APPLAUSE)

..GNATS, MIDGES, GALLEYNIPPERS
AND DOMESTIC CATS...

AAAHHH!

JUST TWO POUNDS FIFTY, PLEASE.

WHY, HAS HE BEEN PUMPING IRON?

WHEN YOU GROW UP, DON'T LET A MAN
PUT HIS WINKIE IN YOU!